Thursday, October 02, 2008

Destroy my blog.

I've decided to destroy my blog.

So to destroy my site, I invented a link on the World Wide Web that, when clicked enough times, completely destroys the website it's on, eventually destroying it. It will be destroyed. It's a very complicated process. You wouldn't understand, because all you Internet USERS spend too much time CONSUMING the Internet instead of actually MAKING CONTENT FOR IT. THE INTERNET IS THE FUTURE. IT IS WORTH SAYING IN CAPS.

Now, as a symbol of my undying devotion to the almighty Internet, I am sacrificing myself, in the vain hope that some of you may get the message.

Goodbye blog.

Click here to destroy my blog.


One dissapointed Tom Cruise fan said...

lazy fucker of mothers...

Christo and Jeanne-Claude said...

So so sad Joseph. We followed your progress via this blog in the hopes that one day, you would be as successful as us. I see it is not to be.
You are a quitter and could never cover landmarks with cloth like we did. poofta

peace xoxoxoxo,

Christo and Jeanne-Claude

Anonymous said...

Pff! Christo and Jeanne-Claude are ridiculous. I am Andy Goldsworthy and I say the disintegration of your blog is a natural and beautiful process! Just kidding, andy Goldsworthy would never say such a thing. So don't kill it.

Joe said...

Love your work, Andy. That thing you did with the rocks... genius.